Franco Banfi
A swiss diver, captured these pictures of one of the six anacondas he saw on his 10 day trip to Mato Grosso in Brazil. This one was about 26-feet long.
“At the first moment it’s scary because you don’t know the animal and everybody says it’s dangerous. ‘But after a while you understand that nothing happens if you respect the snake. ‘I have never been so close to a snake like this before. But I think a small poisonous snake is more scary than a big one. At least you can see the anacondas clearly and know what they’re doing.” - Franco Banfi
THIS SNAKE IS TOO DAMN BIG! AHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This one goes out to Jeremy Navoa.
Look here pinoy,
Don’t ever feel useless because you’re not.
You’re the one who knows what i feel like eating even when my own family don’t at times. All i have to do is look at you and you’d know what i want and how i feel.
Not only you know what hate, you also know what i want and love.
I know at times you think that you’re not doing much about everything that’s going on since the beginning but actually you did a lot.
Who can make me feel safe with just a hug? You, its like u don’t even need to say much and u can fix it by just hugging me and being there for me.
I know that at times you feel like you’re not good enough for me but you are, you’re the one who’s too good for me.
Also , you give me all you can and sometimes thing that you cant give you’d still make the effort, that’s all that matters to me.
I know we’ve been through lots of shit but hey that’s life, there’s always gonna be tiny bumps on the road before we get to our destination so please don’t make it hard for yourself by thinking too much which will end up with you being sad then i’ll be sad :(
I know we argue a lot at times about stupid things but as bad as the problem is i still love you as much as did since i first said yes to be your girlfriend.
I know that i don’t thank you as much as you thank me but i do what i can to make you happy too, i just have a huge ego and ill change that for you cos i know u hate it when i don’t show how i really feel. Im also sorry for all the shits ive done and i hope that you have the heart to forgive me. But after all the things that we’ve been through i know you really love me, why? Because you always put up with me.
20th July is not only my birthday, it is also the day that you asked me to be your girl friend and i never regret saying yes to you till now so don’t ever think that i did aite love? :)
I know you’re always thinking of ways to make me happy no matter what, but here’s the thing :
I don’t want a model
I don’t want a movie star
You don’t have to win the lotto
I want you to win my heart
I just want someone true
I just want someone to, smoke with me babe
And lay with me babe
And laugh with me babe
I just want the simple things
Not only that,
Thank you for loving me
For being my eyes
When I couldn’t see
For parting my lips
When I couldn’t breathe
Thank you for loving me.

Fucking Awesome Accessories For Your iPhone →
Check out all these awesome (and some weird) accessories for your iPhon! From a wallet charger to an alarm that wakes you up with the smell of Bacon. (Yes, you read that right.)
Check them all out here: Fucking Awesome Accessories For Your iPhone
what the fuck at the bacon alarm
i want it
These are amazing!
BACON ALARM
No but the bacon alarm would be fucking terrible. Wake up to the smell of bacon, but then there’s no actual bacon.
I NEED ALL THESE THINGS
psdo:
wugs:
what a time to be alive
#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????
Now you’re thinking with portals.
Already reblogged this once, but doing so again for the new comments.
this is it
this is what technology was meant for
Whaaaaaaaaat
Leighton Meester was all about paying lip service…and not just to her designer escort, Jason Wu. “I just can’t concentrate,” she blurted out mid-interview. “I see a really cute guy over there.” The gentleman in question made a beeline over to the Gossip Girl star. “Excuse me, do I know you from somewhere? Are you an actress?” he asked, grabbing Meester by the waist and passionately kissing her. “I’m sorry,” she said, briefly coming up for air. “This is my boyfriend. We play this game all the time.” x
Ngawww
Alright Tumblr! Let’s do this right this time! These are my original Disney themed cocktails! All drinks were made up, and I did not copy any existing material. Expect a part 2 in the near future! Please feel free to check out & support my Bartending Facebook page at Cocktails by Cody. Thanks! Now let’s get drunk off our childhood! (I do not own Disney’s trademarked characters, blah blah blah don’t sue me please…..)
Yep. Gonna get drunk real soon off of this….
jfak;fjak;f a1!!!!!!!

